I know I am not good at many things.
But I do know that I am a good friend.
I may not be near but I am always around if you need me as a listening ear.
I may not have the best advice but I will always give the most truthful answers.

I am taking this effort to try to be a sweet friend.
Am I really asking for too much for just one simple request?
Seriously?
Is it so hard to be a little considerate to me?

Yes, I have a hard-on character.
But to my own fucking friends that I care about.
I have a soft side too.
Think about how I would feel for once.

Really.
I am so fucking upset.
BECAUSE ALL I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LATELY IS HOW TO MAKE THIS PERFECT.
To hear this from me... ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?